M-m-monopodium

18/04/2020

*shuffles right on past long blog silence*

On 16 April 2020, the Word of the Day selected by the online Macquarie Dictionary was monopodium (noun):  “A single main axis which continues to extend at the apex in the original line of growth, giving off lateral branches beneath in acropetal succession.”

It struck me as interesting that monopodium is both a basic graphical concept, in terms of an extending line with offshoots diverging outwards below the tip, as well as a perfectly apt description for the natural phenomenon of trees like pines or conifers, the ones that shoot up straight with branches and growth all beneath the ‘arrow’ pointing skywards.

I don’t believe that I’ve ever actually considered what that very specific kind of shape could be described as, but it’s always a nice surprise to find there is indeed a word for a previously not thought of concept.  It’s a little reminder of the expanse of humanity’s linguistic history and, well, thought in general.  I may never have questioned a straight object or line with lateral branches coming off it, but to someone at some point?  It was important to find a name for that in order to communicate more effectively.  I really like that.

I was also intrigued by what ‘acropetal’ means, because I also enjoy a good dictionary definition that throws up more questions than it answers.  Breadcrumbs of mystery for everyone!

I haven’t actually looked ‘acropetal’ up yet. I’ve a strong suspicion that its actual meaning won’t be as cool as what my mind has invented, and sometimes, you just have to preserve the mystique.

Non-U

07/04/2019

Moving right along from my terrible blogging schedule, here’s a term that I do not understand at all. I think it may be a hazard of using a Macquarie Dictionary, there’s a bunch of Australian slang that apparently even I, as a native, don’t get.

non-U (adjective) (Colloquial)
“Not appropriate to or characteristic of the upper class.”

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At this point, the only connection I see to the upper classes is… maybe the upper classes strut about calling themselves ‘U’ while everyone else is like, “lol no u”, the most eloquent of comebacks. Anyway, research time.

Oh wow, I wasn’t that far off. It’s not an Aussie thing, though, it’s British.

Firstly, typing non-U into Google, or whatever your search engine of choice, will get you a bunch of 10 Words that Prove You’re a Middle Class and Desperate type of results. If you’re keen to be seen as English aristocracy even when you’re really, really not, go see which terms to avoid to keep the facade up a little longer.

From Old Faithful Wikipedia, the terms “U” and “non-U” was coined by a professor of linguistics at the University of Birmingham, Alan S. C. Ross, in his article, Linguistic class-indicators in present day English. Bear in mind that “present day” referred to the 1950s. U stood for unitard upper class while non-U represented the aspiring middle class.

Professor Ross was looking at the differences in pronunciation, writing style and vocabulary between the Us and the non-Us that preferred fancy or fashionable words in their attempt to appear more posh. Ross’ article indicated that the non-U language, while intended to appear refined, was not matched within U circles- the rich folk knew they were rich and that their standing within society remained solid, and therefore they had no need to sound all fancy schmancy. The Us often stuck to the traditional/plain words used by the working class as a consequence.

Ross’ article was published in 1954, and in the same year, author Nancy Mitford poopularised the use of U/non-U terms in her own essay, “The English Aristocracy”. Mitford went a step further and knocked up a glossary of terms used by the upper class. A national debate started and I imagine that a number of previously smug, aspiring types suddenly started to fret about how their schmoozing had really gone down when they scored that invite to Lady Whatsherface’s tea party.

“Could I really have said I was going to use the toilet?!” Glenys sobbed into her hands. “No wonder Norma smirked like that!”

“It’s alright, love, no one would’ve noticed,” Mama said soothingly. “How about a second helping of sweet, would that make you feel better?”

“It’s PUDDING,” Glenys screeched. Flames erupted from her nostrils. Her mother wondered whether the serviettes near her plate would catch alight, and then she realised that she’d spoken aloud. Glenys inched closer, muttering about ‘napkins’ and ‘loos’, and Mama feared that this night would not end well at all.

Hitting in at the height of concern over image, improving oneself and general snobbery, being confronted with non-U vernacular must’ve cut deep for some.

Golly, what an interesting turn this took. 🙂

No words, just rambling

09/12/2018

Blog, hey, how are you?  Been a while.

Me?  Oh, um, yeah.  Sorry I forgot to write up posts in advance so I could flick them out with alacrity.  There you go, that’s a nice word for you.  Not used much in general convo.  Bask for a bit, okay?

Enough silliness.  This blog isn’t intended to be a personal whingefest but forgive me a moment of introspection.

I’ve been feeling a little lost lately.  There are a couple of things in my life that I’m unhappy about, but I haven’t sat down and really gathered up the energy to fight against them.  I’ve sort of… flopped.  And I want to stop flopping, for I am no salmon but I am trying to swim upstream.

I started to change a little while back, in a good way.  It was exhilarating in a sort of small scale, wholesome and healthy sense.  I was being social, both in person and in text, without giving myself the introverted heebie-jeebies of going overboard and crowding myself into a mental corner.  I was shaping my life around goals; don’t get me wrong, I’m lazy and I’m a procrastinator of the highest calibre, but I was motivated.  For a month, I did something every day that related in some way to a personal goal.  I learned, I thought, I created.  It was so positive that I barely knew myself.

Just as I was nurturing this part of me, some personal circumstances changed and I’ve found myself back in a sterile environment where nothing has shifted but something inside me has.  And the little green shoot that was growing has been stomped on- and I can’t even blame anyone but myself because ultimately, it’s me that’s the problem.  It was my own boot that came down hard.

We are all, in the end, our problems because of how we choose to react.

I’ve crumbled.  And I will break if I’m not careful, because I’ve done it before.

This week, the new Amber is going to get a foothold in her life unlike she ever has previously.  I can’t guarantee that it’ll work but I’m damned sure I’m going to try.

I’ve chosen to make a post about this because I think sometimes it’s useful to verbalise things previously only thought, if only because- in my case, at least- my brain is not exactly my number one fan.  But also because of this:

If you’re having a tough time right now, keep sight of yourself.  If you don’t know who you are or what you should be doing, don’t worry.  Remember that the world is filled with infinite possibilities, even if if feels very small right now, inside your chest, and that it is never too late to change.

You won’t always have good choices in front of you, but you will always have a choice.  Make the one that sets you alight.

Paper cut? How tragic!

01/11/2018

Okay, okay, I know that paper cuts aren’t tragedies but I just got one and the word for today is ‘tragedy’, so I figured I’d start out by whining. No one understands my tiny, stinging pain. There, now it’s out of my system.

tragedy (noun)

1. A dramatic composition of serious or sombre character, with an unhappy ending.
2. Any literary composition, as a novel, dealing with a sombre theme carried to a tragic conclusion.
3. A lamentable, dreadful, or fatal event or affair; a disaster or calamity.

Pictured: An actual tragedy.

I find it intriguing that the dictionary has listed the literary and dramatic aspects of a ‘tragedy’ above what I would ostensibly consider the actual meaning, being a terrible/catastrophically negative event. What came first, Hamlet and everyone feeling depressed after the play’s final act or the horse and carriage accident right outside the theatre?

I might be asking the wrong question. However, let’s take a look into the origin of ‘tragedy’.

To begin, you must start at the beginning

Tragedy has a Greek root in the word tragōida, which apparently means “goat-song”. Why the heck singing goats are involved in this at all is still debated according to this article by Mark Cartwright on the Ancient History Encyclopedia and a shorter, more lighthearted comment here.

The Ancient Greeks were super into plays and theatre kids were always the most popular at high school, even though the sporty athlete types got a fair bit of attention by running around in the nuddy. (Discus and dicks? Count me in!) (Mum, if you’re reading this… sorry.)

Anyway, there were theatre competitions in Athens and apparently the prize was often a goat, so that could be contributory factor.  You spend your day acting out some epic poetry, win at life and get given a goat – who wouldn’t burst into song?  Or try to make their new goat buddy belt out a tune?  I bet that goats are great at karaoke, especially when it’s a Baabra Streisand song or Leona Lewis’ Bleating in Love.

Leading from the goat prizes is the interpretation that the open air theatres of Ancient Greek were often performances relating to or worship of the god Dionysus. Now, Dionysus is all about a good time- he’s also known in Roman circles as Bacchus- so singing and dancing are kind of his thing, along wine, plays, music and ritual madness.

In worship of Dionysus, a goat was a good sacrifice to make (goat leather could be used as wine skins and the horn of the goat pruned grapevines if they grazed around a vineyard). When a goat was sacrificed to Dionysus, a lament was sung in the wake of its death. Plus, satyrs are associated with Dionysus, probably because they’re over-sexualised half-goat dudes that enjoy a drink and a healthy dose of lust. In performances, people would dress up in goatskins to perform as satyrs.

The performances that got called ‘tragedies’ generally involved a plot where the main character(s) become involved in situations that cause them or others pain and destruction. Importantly, the plot should cause fear, discomfort and/or sorrow for the audience. Some Shakespearean tragedies still end happily, but the usual tragedy does not end well for anyone. Classic examples of tragedies include Medea, Oedipus Rex and Macbeth.

Stalin knew what he was talking about

The quote, “The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic”, has been attributed to Joseph Stalin and while I don’t think it’s been verified, I reckon he totally said it.  He was a git, but he was a pithy git.

The sentiment is a true one.  The key to a tragedy, as the ancient playwrights knew, was to make the story about an individual so that the audience was forced to empathise in some way.  Humans can’t process things at a huge scale and the higher the number of people being affected by whatever (natural disaster, shooting, famine, etc.), the easier it is for your mind to shut down and push away the sheer enormity of the tragedy.

It’s simply harder to picture a thousand people dead, say, from a fire.  Show a picture of one kid crying from the pain of her third degree burns, though?  Cuts you to the quick.  You’ll think of every time you ever burned yourself, or else you’ll imagine the same thing happening to you, your kids, your loved ones.  Tragedy is effective in small doses.  The individualised plight can be used as a representative of the whole, which is generally how the media and charities tend to package stories so that people will respond appropriately.

Before I descend into a full on dissertation into the 24 hour news cycle and the over-saturation that ensues causes fear and sadness for everyone and a resultant shying away from news, here’s a picture of me in Mongolia from a few years back.  As you can see, I’m laughing to myself as a herd of goats prepares to trample me to death.

Yellow or red card?

24/10/2018

We return to normal flippin’ with a word I reckon we can cover pretty quickly.

referee (noun)

Who likes a referee, really? Unless it’s someone you’ve put down on your CV, it’s usually a person whose decisions can make it or break it for the individual or team you’re cheering on and they are ALWAYS biased against your peeps! Or so it seems.

Of course, a referee is not simply a sports related thing; it’s a person who is charged with the responsibility of settling a matter or overseeing that the rules are upheld in such a way that an outcome is achieved fairly.  Kind of a mini-judge, just without the gavel or robes.

At the end of the argument, the game, the case, someone wins but it usually isn’t the referee – either one or both of the participants will resent the referee. In saying that, though, if both parties are unhappy, a referee has usually done a good job. At least, an objective and fair one, because everybody’s equally happy.  Yay!  Compromise.

So, I conclude that a referee can be defined as:

1.) A person to whom something is directed, especially for decision or settlement; arbitrator; umpire; universally hated; drinks every night but with two glasses set out to simulate friendship.

Self-promotion time

19/10/2018

Today’s post is an aberration from the usual nonsense and word talk. Not that there won’t still be nonsense, but I’m also going to promote a book I’ve just self-published on Kindle eBooks, so if you’re not interested, skip this one and come back later!  I will not hold it against you because seriously, this is whole ‘talking about myself’ is not sitting well with me.

False modesty, you say? I dunno, maybe. All I know is that I’ve put on reasonably fast-paced music to ensure I get through this semi-pumped up and without running away in fear. (For reference, it’s the album Ghost Notes by Veruca Salt.)

Firstly, let’s get through the nervous babbling. (If you want to check out the book without my commentary, have a look at “Amber’s Other Works“.)

The Nervous Babbling:

Okay, so for a while now I’ve wanted to be an author but I’ve always flitted from idea to idea, project to daydream, poetry to prose. I rarely finished things, unless they were short stories I really got into and powered through. Anyone can write- and honestly, if you want to write, you should, it can be as fun or cathartic as your pen takes you that day- but finishing a story is the hard part. You start out fresh and excited for the story you’ve embarked upon, then you hit the hard slog and other shiny new ideas start parading themselves tantalisingly right next to you and it takes discipline not to chase after them and the high of a fresh plot.

All this blathering is just to set the scene. Bear with me.

I started this book, now called At This Place, back in 2009. I finished it in 2013, with a break where I got writer’s block and dropped the thing for quite a while. This book caused me a lot of pain throughout the writing process, like, there was proper blood, sweat and tears if you count the fact that I was also dealing with mental health crap that’s really only improved a heap over the last couple of years (a tale for another time). I think for a while there, I equated finishing the book with fixing myself and that I couldn’t fail despite believing that I would.

It didn’t fix me.  But I did finish it.

What I’m saying is, I’m insanely proud of the fact that I actually saw this book through. I have mixed feelings on the story itself and know that, being older and having developed a lot since then, I would make different choices with it. However, in saying that, I couldn’t work out a way to change it without having to scrap the damn thing. And I like the characters as they are.

God, I’m really selling it, aren’t I?

A few of my colleagues read the story and one in particular encouraged me to publish it. It’s taken me pretty much five years to get the confidence to do that, but I’m in a place now where I’m happy to try to spread these ol’ wings. With all my self-doubt, I’m still proud enough of the book to put it out there. Also, I designed the cover and I’m super chuffed with it, take a look:

At This Place

Discussion about the actual book:

It’s a contemporary romance revolving around two sets of couples, the second-time-around would-be lovers, Robert and Laura, and their respective adult sons, Jonathon and Cameron.

Set in England in 2009 (funny that), High Court judge Robert Beresford meets Laura Laythrop, a member of the Exeter City Council, in the course of renovating an old country manor. While Robert and Laura navigate an immediate attraction to each other in the midst of the baggage of their pasts, Cameron meets Jonathon in less than salubrious circumstances at Cambridge University and form an instant loathing. Only, Jonathon is super hot and Cameron is rather endearing, if rude, and maybe Jonathan isn’t quite that opposed to this idiot and maybe Cameron kind of likes that prat and, well… bother.

That description is not terrible. Huh.

Basically, it’s a tale of emotionally repressed people falling for other emotionally repressed people and the troubles that arise accordingly.

While nothing is, like, majorly explicit, there is some graphic content (both sexual and violent), so if that’s not your cup of tea, y’know. Go make an actual cup of tea?  I recommend Rooibos/red bush tea, that is currently my jam.

The book can be found here on Amazon.

Conclusion:

Sorry that I went on for so long but if you got this far, kudos. If you do have a gander at Amazon and read the free sample of the book or heck, even buy it, know that I will be very nervous, very happy and thoroughly want you to enjoy it. If you do read any of At This Place, let me know what you think – criticism, constructive or not, is encouraged.

Anyway, I’ve rabbited on enough.

We will resume normal procedure here at Dictionary Flip shortly. Thank you for your attention and please take a Christmas ham before you go.